The Japanese diet consists mainly of bio-luminescent squid, rice (pronounced "lice"), Green Tea Kit-Kats, and beer (pronounced "beeru" 小便). The morning meal is normally rice, followed by rice with a side of rice. Lunch (pronounced "runchi" ゲロ) is typically ramen (pronounced "cuppanudoru") or rice sandwiches with a side of pickled rabbit fetuses. Dinner (pronounced "supah night eat time" 肛門) could be anything from sake, to jakku danierusu, to omelets. Omelets are strictly for dinner in Japan, because Fed-Ex deliveries from American breakfast exporters don't arrive until 6PM. When the main portion of dinner does not satiate the appetite one will fill up on rice. When there is no more rice you go to the store to buy some more rice.